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Post Grad Problems | Writers’ Roundtable: A Farewell To

Post Grad Problems | Writers’ Roundtable: A Farewell To

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We weren’t right here for a very long time, we have been right here for a superb time. Buckle up, as a result of everybody right here needs to say their goodbyes (for now, not eternally). It’s an extended one people; everybody got here to say goodbye, from Crime Canine all the best way to Crash (that’s me, if that is your first day right here). Learn to the underside (partly as a result of I’m final, principally since you’re going to need to soak in each phrase on this web page).

It’s been a pleasure, PGP.


We made a variety of good content material and helped a ton of individuals waste time through the years. I’m unhappy for the model and the individuals who consumed PGP editorial every day, however I do know the employees will proceed to pump nice content material wherever they land. I’m grateful for all the writers who have been with us once we launched the location again within the day and to those that caught with us throughout occasions of change.

Thanks PGP group. That was a superb little run we had. You’re the most effective.


Whenever you hear one thing is “going away,” you typically bemoan these issues going away. It’s pure. It’s anticipated. Sure, the web site gained’t exist in the identical capability because it as soon as did, if in any respect. However the physique of labor we created goes past The Chase, Getting Again In The Recreation, Unbearable Wedding ceremony Bulletins, The Company Ladder, Energy Strikes, and Issues Women Do After Commencement.

Once I first got here on full-time at PGP, we had a combined technique. We needed to write down high quality, long-form columns whereas additionally driving clicks with topical information tales. By means of the years, we started to understand that the click-chasing didn’t precisely work. We needed return clients. Individuals who advised their associates about what they learn. Commenters who felt as if they have been part of one thing.

As a result of they have been.

Once I look again on the physique of labor that’s PGP, I don’t take a look at any content material particularly. The great thing about the location began from the highest however improved as you went down the ladder. From full-time employees writers to the timeless freelance workforce to the various group that adopted alongside day-in and day-out. We noticed friendships, bar crawls, engagements — the whole thing. And someway, via all of the mayhem that it was over the previous 4 years, the group is probably the most unimaginable factor we constructed collectively. A united entrance who didn’t stand for claims of plagiarism, publishing lower than 4 columns on any given Friday, and Duda sleeping on an air mattress.

I don’t assume I’ll ever really grasp how huge and unimaginable that group truly is. Hell, if I might truly wrap my head round it, I in all probability wouldn’t have written a number of the issues I revealed. However via thick, skinny, Twitter controversies, and layoffs, the group all the time weathered the storm collectively. And that’s a real testomony to every part we did collectively. A honest ‘thank you’ to anybody who turned part of it. The most effective 4 years of my life.

Oh, and by the best way, her identify was— truly, let’s maintain off on that.

Johnny D

Take a couple of minutes earlier than you learn this and queue up “Landslide” (The Dance 1997 Stay Model) by Fleetwood Mac. Let your self mourn for a couple of minutes. Once I’m down within the dumps there’s nothing I really like greater than listening to that fucking track. Now snap out of it and decide up what I’m placing down.

Within the time that this web site has been round right here’s what has gone down with me – I’ve been employed on as a distant author. I uprooted my life in Chicago a number of months after that and took a chance- I moved to Austin on a whim to pursue a dream full-time and it didn’t fucking work out and you recognize what? That’s okay.

I received laid off a number of months after I obtained down there and I packed my luggage with my tail between my legs. I then obtained again onto Peej as a distant author a short while after shifting again to Chicago and now right here we’re. The top of a chapter. Discover I stated chapter. Make no mistake about it that is solely a chapter within the story of my writing life. At the least I hope it’s.

I need to thank Dave Ruff and Will DeFries for encouraging me to write down once I first began as a distant – with out their help I wouldn’t have discovered my voice or this pastime that I fucking adore with each fiber of my being. It’s been a pleasure working with each of them I’m proud to name them private associates.

PGP has been a whirlwind for me. I’ve written a whole lot of stuff through the years and whereas I used to be by no means probably the most favored by the readers I feel I made an indelible mark on the web site. In case you have been a fan of my writing simply know that I respect you. Hell, even when you have been hate-reading my articles and commenting on them simply to insult me I recognize you. I chalk it up as innocent enjoyable in the long term.

I reveled in riling up the remark part and it was really a pleasure to take a seat down for an hour or two each night time after work and bang one thing out for the location the subsequent morning. I really like writing greater than most issues in life and I do know proper now that a whole lot of you’re unhappy. And to an extent I perceive that you simply’re upset however I feel just a little little bit of perspective is required in occasions like this.

Nobody is sick. Nobody has died. All of us who’ve written for this web site (at the very least so far as I do know) are in good well being and have lives outdoors of this unusual pocket of the Web that we’ve carved out for ourselves. I can’t converse for any of the opposite writers who’ve contributed right here, however I’m not achieved writing. I’ve obtained a podcast within the works that I hope you guys will take heed to. We’re all going to select ourselves up and carve out a brand new pocket. I do not know the place any of us will find yourself writing however I’m not simply going to lie down and give up.

I’ve received my very own web site the place I’ll proceed to publish and hopefully that results in one other freelance or everlasting place elsewhere on the internet. I do know we haven’t all the time seen eye to eye, however I sincerely respect the platform that PGP has given me and I hope that you simply, pricey reader, will proceed to learn my stuff. If not, that’s cool too. Onwards and upwards. Nothing gold can keep. Keep in mind that.

Crick Watson MD

To the Grandex/PGP staff- I don’t assume I’d be the individual I’m at this time with out PGP- writing as Crick Watson MD has been top-of-the-line experiences of my life thus far, and I can’t thank every of you adequate for permitting me this chance and investing in my each as a author and as an individual.

To my fellow writers- over the previous few years, you’ve turn out to be like a second household to me. I do know nothing will take that away, however y’all are the most effective. You even have a loopy quantity of expertise and I can’t wait to see the place every of you find yourself subsequent.

To the readers- thanks for standing with us. Thanks for taking the day trip of your days, for years, to absorb our phrases. Thanks for constructing a group we’ve all gotten to take pleasure in in our bizarre nook of the Web. This isn’t goodbye- it’s so long.

Jenna Crowley

Earlier than I began to put in writing this, I took a glance again at a few of my favourite PGP items and realized that I’ve been scripting this website for greater than 4 years. Which suggests my relationship with you pricey readers has been longer than any that I’ve had with a big different.

I’m not solely positive if that’s pathetic or not, however in a bizarre, twisted approach, that absolutely is sensible. From the second I talked about being a fats woman by means of my quests to drop extra pounds and discover a new job, you inspired me. Collectively we mocked those that had a worse weekend than we did and obtained enthusiastic about what Netflix was bringing us subsequent month. However what we actually did was type a bizarre little group, and it’s one which I’ll all the time be pleased about.

So all I actually need to say right here is thanks. Thanks in your help, your variety phrases, and making me each snicker at and take a tough take a look at myself when essential. Within the phrases of the woefully unrated Denzel Washington film John Q, “it’s not goodbye, it’s see you later.”

Kendra Syrdal


I’ve to say I had deliberate a way more center finger to the sky, guns-blazing, “What’s up, assholes!!!!!!!” return to PGP. I undoubtedly envisioned writing a submit from my pseudonym (Oh yeah btw, it was Emily.) saying “Surprise Dickbags! It Was Me All Along!” however life is bizarre and unhappy and unusual and so as an alternative, I’m again beneath rather more melancholy and disappointing circumstances.

When you’d wish to make a “We’re disappointed you’re back too” joke right here, that’s completely fantastic. I wouldn’t blame you. The truth is, I’d be stunned and my infamy can be barely offended should you didn’t.

However all snark apart, saying goodbye to an internet site that performed a really pivotal position in some of the youth of my life is gloomy in a method I didn’t anticipate. It might sound odd to name the nine-ish months I spent being roasted and dragged and metaphorically bitch slapped within the feedback part pivotal, however it was. Writing with Will, Dave, Veronica, Rachel the opposite TSM women, Kyle, Jenna, and the remainder of the remotes helped form me as a content material creator and undoubtedly performed a hand in pushing me to the place I ended up. If I hadn’t responded to a random DM from some man in Michigan who needed to see if I’d write on his weblog, would I be a Skilled Web Individual™ now, virtually 5 years later? It’s arduous to say.

What I do know is that if I hadn’t responded to stated DM, I wouldn’t have the identical information and understanding of the best way the web works at this time. I wouldn’t have gotten a crash course in the right way to write for web visitors (thanks for that one!) that takes lots of people years to study. I wouldn’t have discovered as a lot concerning the freelance recreation in as in need of an period of time. What I do know is I wouldn’t have gotten the push to make this my precise, post-grad profession.

What I do know is that if I hadn’t responded to that DM, I by no means would’ve gotten to see firsthand how the group of PGP was totally different. The way it—whether or not the “it” I imply are the commenters, the distant household, or each—was in contrast to a variety of different areas on-line. What I do know is that it’s due to that group I’ve individuals who to today are a number of the individuals I belief most within the digital media business in my life. I really feel stupidly fortunate to not solely name them skilled contacts, however my buddies.

And that, whether or not you’re keen on or hate that I’m saying this, we will all agree was fairly enjoyable to be part of whereas it lasted. And it was fairly rattling particular.

So with all of the being stated, so lengthy PGP. You have been a bizarre one, at occasions a harsh and impolite one, however you have been an actual one.

I sit up for see seeing your scathing feedback under, one final time. Icehouse

As soon as upon a time, Huge T-Shirt Matt himself posted to his private Fb saying that his firm was on the lookout for freelance writers, so I wrote a satirical piece about getting actually drunk as a mum or dad. In what ought to have been a harbinger of issues to return, none of y’all acquired the joke. I discovered a few issues over the subsequent couple of years. First was that I can meet strangers from the Web in individual and it’ll be okay. Second is that this web site shaped a group of humorous, joyful, supportive and fiercely loyal (to a fault) individuals. I wasn’t positive I’d slot in right here, as it’s such a tight-knit group. Thanks for everybody who clicked, learn, commented, or interacted with something I created via this website. My solely remorse is that I want I had finished extra (sorry Dave and Will).

As we transfer ahead from PGP, please keep in mind the next: If you see somebody in an motion film break a nasty man’s neck, they often seize the other cheek and make a swift transfer laterally. In the event you do this in actual life, you will see that a really alive and really pissed off adversary. What you’ll want to do right here is type of mimic the neck-breaking motion of a dangling, in that there’s a drop concerned. As an alternative of focusing your power on the lateral motion, use each palms/arms to help solely the top and neck, whereas kicking out the backs of the knees of your opponent. As she or he drops, pull and twist upwards and away, making a corkscrew movement. The objective right here is to dislocate the vertebrae within the neck, thereby incapacitating your goal. Additionally, the DadGum Podcast isn’t going anyplace, so subscribe on over there!


I assume I’ll see y’all later. I’ve been writing for PGP via many life levels, from a recent publish grad to a cool dad. I’ve loved all of the love I’ve acquired from everybody and I’ve loved threatening to struggle any of my haters. Supply nonetheless stands. Thanks for all of your help and please sustain with me. I’m on Twitterh and I’ll nonetheless be writing, with an announcement about that coming quickly. Come holla at me on Twitter.

Nick Arcadia

To The Readers,

I’ve carried out the maths. Up to now three years, I’ve written 340 columns for PGP. Some have been humorous, and a few have been critical. I wrote about my life, about my goals, and about my fears. I wrote insightful, nicely researched columns, and I wrote stream-of-consciousness items that got here straight from the weirdest elements of my mind. However it doesn’t matter what I wrote about, you learn it. From relationship recommendation to fictional collection to thousand-word articles about farting on the practice, you guys clicked, commented, and adopted me on my bizarre journey by means of life. And but, of the lots of of issues I’ve written, this one is the toughest.

Writing for Post Grad Problems has been a tremendous journey. I’ve to thank everybody at Grandex, previous and current, who gave me an opportunity, a platform to share, and who (fortunately) proofread my columns. Spelling shouldn’t be my robust go well with. It’s been a tremendous alternative to work with sensible writers, podcasters, and producers of content material, and it’s been an honor to write down for a unbelievable, devoted fanbase. Even these of you that learn my work simply to shit-talk me within the feedback, I thanks for the hate-clicks.

Will I cease writing? Hell no. I really like over-sharing my life with strangers on the web, and I plan on persevering with to take action. Additionally, I’ve a collection to complete. You thought I might allow you to all reside the remainder of your lives with out understanding what occurs to Eric and Alyssa? Please. I don’t know the place I’ll proceed writing, however I promise I’ll.

To everybody within the PGP group, writers and readers alike, thanks for every thing. For updates on the place you’ll find my writing sooner or later, comply with me on Twitter.

P.S. Nick Arcadia is a pen identify, and one which I’ll probably be abandoning.




Whereas I haven’t been capable of share a lot content material as of late, (thanks authorities job that forbids freelancing) I need to thanks all for studying my ramblings and interesting with me/preventing with me within the remark part and on Twitter. I hope I’ve swayed you all to hate Chip and Joanna Gaines and taught you a factor or two about promoting footage of your ft on the web. You’re all lovely individuals, and I used to be extremely fortunate to be a part of such a tremendous group.

You’ll by no means stroll alone. – Kell


Nicely people, as I’m positive you’re conscious, that is the final time you’ll learn a Madoff “article” on PGP. For some, this can be excellent news, for what I hope is many, that is unhappy. It has been an honor and a pleasure to put in writing about life for these ~four years and I’m grateful for the chance. I’ve gotten to satisfy a couple of of you, turn into Fb associates and share this loopy existence that’s life. Even when they have been phrases on a display, the feedback, the banter and the experiences are one thing that I’ll all the time maintain near my coronary heart. I don’t actually plan to cease writing and there’s some concepts floating round. Hopefully, if one thing cool comes from this you’ll no less than contemplate giving it a number of clicks even when it’s to remark telling me to fuck myself. Thanks very a lot to my “editor” for making my rambling writing one thing coherent. Thanks to Dave and Will for giving me a chance. Thanks to all of the fantastic individuals I’ve met, labored with and bullshit with for the final fourish years. Please don’t hesitate to succeed in out ever even when it’s simply to shoot the shit.

Your Cubicle Brother-In-Arms,



Once I submitted my first column to the location in 2016, I used to be coming off the heels of a reasonably devastating breakup that I personally thought I might by no means get well from (ah, to be 22 once more). I used to be freshly graduated from school and dwelling at residence with my mother and father, and I felt utterly and completely alone in my expertise. Writing for PGP allowed me to speak and join with individuals who have been very similar to me…you, the readers. I’ve been capable of write about so many issues through the years: life, love, courting apps, wedding ceremony SZN, shitty wine – you identify it. I’ve loved writing since I first discovered tips on how to put a pen to paper, and being part of this website and group has finished nothing however encourage me and help me in persevering with to make writing part of my life. All I can say, is thanks all from the underside of my coronary heart for being there through the highs and the lows. Oh, and the hangovers. The spirit of PGP will proceed to reside on, and I hope that wherever the content material might take me, that you’re there, too.

All one of the best,



If you recognize me in any respect, you recognize it’s very uncommon once I’m confused. But, I sit right here… gazing a clean Phrase doc… making an attempt to sort out a honest, heartfelt “thank you” to the PGP group… and it has taken me almost half an hour to even sort these first two ideas.

I’ll begin right here: Thanks to Dave for understanding and appreciating my humor sufficient to provide me a shot. It meant the world to me that you simply noticed potential in my writing and welcomed me in to this household. Thanks to Will for uplifting me and inspiring me once I was down. Your compassion and understanding shines brightly, and everybody sees it.

Now. Thanks everybody who took valuable outing of your day to learn my never-so-eloquent phrases. On different web sites, columns sometimes appear to be a finite & one-way dialog. Somebody writes. Somebody reads. However there was – and is – one thing so extremely particular concerning the group that grew from this web site. PGP fostered a platform the place a dialogue (not a monologue) resulted from each piece of latest content material, and that’s so extremely cool. Due to this two method road, I used to be capable of make lifelong associates with a few of you by way of the web. Please don’t take my phrases frivolously once I say I’m so grateful for that.

I’m at present re-reading a e-book by my pastor, Erwin McManus, referred to as “The Last Arrow”. I discover it no coincidence that yesterday I highlighted a portion that defined how a victory in archery can’t be obtained with out, fairly actually, letting go. Different historic weapons like swords by no means depart your hand, and subsequently they can’t journey the place you haven’t gone your self. However arrows? They solely have worth when they’re launched. They prolong our personal vary and may solely fulfill its function when set in to the air.

Right here, we’re letting go of one thing particular to us, nevertheless it’s not over. The top of this period is just the start of a brand new journey. This undoubtedly isn’t the final you’ll hear (or see) from me – and I do know that’s the case for the opposite remotes.

I’m unsure about many issues, however there’s one fact during which I’ve full religion: Each one of many distant writers on this website are about to do some unimaginable issues. Simply watch. Though we as soon as had PGP to unify us, the gorgeous factor concerning the web is that our connectivity extends far past a single web site.

I really like each one among you, and there’s nothing you are able to do about it.


Thanks for all of the clicks and reminiscences. I hope you’ve all loved the content material I’ve produced as a lot as I’ve loved writing it for you. Via PGP, I’ve gotten to interview a outstanding hashish entrepreneur, attend a pop-up weed backyard, and even gotten paid to match sexual encounters to fast-food. I’ll nonetheless be round on twitter and perhaps I’ll even meet a couple of of you some day down the street. However tonight, mild up a smoke, have a toke, and drink a margarita for me. And above all else, by no means cease dwelling the #MargLife.



People, I solely wrote for PGP for a brief time period however it was clear from Day 1 simply how passionate the readership and viewers of this website was and is. Thanks for studying my typically lukewarm beer takes and becoming a member of in my ardour for sluggish cookers and A Charlie Brown Christmas. I’ll see you down the street. Cheers!

Josh T.

I nonetheless keep in mind the day the primary message got here by means of my e-mail field: “Your submission to has been published. Nice move!” Typically I’ll return and re-read that first article, all of the feedback, and keep in mind that first feeling of validation. That somebody, someplace, thought I used to be ok, humorous sufficient, to publish my phrases.

That “someone” was Dave and Will, who each helped and inspired me all through my two years working with them. Much more than that, although, they impressed me, gave me confidence and perception in myself that I’d been missing. I actually owe them each a debt I can’t repay.

Another person I can’t repay is the readers. You guys have laughed with and at me, helped me via my darkest hours and brightest days, seen me at my greatest and worst, my most flawed and strongest. If I do find yourself marrying “Jennie” (we’re shifting in collectively quickly, so leaning in the direction of that approach), I’m eternally grateful that this was the a part of my life that I obtained to report and memorialize. This website related individuals in a particular method, each to you guys and to the opposite writers, whom I think about colleagues if not associates. Even after the location is gone, I’ll nonetheless have the tales and the experiences with you all.

You made me chuckle, query my beliefs, and most significantly you made me need to be higher and do higher for you. Even now, I want I might have carried out extra for you guys, extra Hypothetical Seinfelds, extra listicles, extra installments of the Company Ladder. I’d transfer mountains if it meant I might have yet one more month, yet one more week on this loopy experience. Sadly, it’s time to say goodbye.

Once I was a child my dad would play data for me in our front room. His favourite band was the Rolling Stones, his favourite track was “You Can’t Always Get What You Want.” It wasn’t simply the music he was imparting to me, it was the message repeated within the refrain which helped me by means of my hardest occasions: “you can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need.” We definitely aren’t getting what we needed. I simply hope that each one of you get what you want. Peace.


5 years is a very long time. Once I assume again to my 22-year-old self, she is a totally totally different individual than the individual I see within the mirror at this time. She was self-conscious about her character, not sure of her expertise or skills, and sometimes scared to open up about how really fucking exhausting it’s to be in your early-to-mid-twenties. However over the previous 5 years writing for Grandex, first for Complete Sorority Transfer after which for Post Grad Problems, I’ve developed a way of safety, belonging, belief, and connection that I – assured – couldn’t have acquired elsewhere. All of this may be attributed to this platform, and the relationships that I’ve been capable of construct in consequence.

However alas, the Golden Globes acceptance speech go on. I’d first wish to thank Veronica Ruckh and Catie Warren, who have been the primary individuals at Grandex to provide me the chance to put in writing for TSM. Thanks for letting me write truthfully about one-night stands, queefing, and having intercourse with somebody twenty years my senior. Not all heroes put on capes. I’d additionally wish to thank Will DeFries and David Ruff, who’ve been superb curators and builders of the PGP model. You each have given me the suggestions and instruments essential to turn out to be an general higher author and content material creator. I’m sorry I by no means received round to writing that “Cheeses, Ranked.” column. That’s my one actual remorse.

Lastly, to our readers. To say thanks to our readers wouldn’t be doing you justice. You gave us an outlet to talk our minds in ways in which couldn’t be expressed out loud. You allowed us to develop out of your suggestions with out worry of judgement or ridicule. You trusted us to create relatable content material, and gave us the chance, time and time once more, to make you smile. You helped us create a group of numerous people that was capable of come along with the only objective of appreciating the humor within the lives of the on a regular basis millennial. And for all of that we’ll all the time be grateful.

Might all of us discover one another once more in the future once we’re all Debbie from the music “1985”.


It has been a tad greater than four years since my first piece was revealed. By way of PGP, I used to be given a platform to train my writing talents and entertain the plenty. I had by no means put myself on the market earlier than as a author, so it was a journey in discovering how uplifting and at occasions how important the interwebs might be. PGP has helped me develop as a person, hone a craft, and develop into part of a group of like-minded younger professionals who’ve discovered their widespread floor.

Because of PGP, I’ve gained many web pals; a few of which I speak to each day and have truly met out within the wild. I’ve seen this website evolve from a easy weblog right into a group of devoted, albeit typically even rabid, followers. Y’all are loopy however that’s what makes this area of interest group of writers, readers, and commenters so enjoyable to be part of.

To the writers,
Hiya my identify is Shibby. It has been a blast working with you guys. Thanks for the banter within the FB group, the suggestions, and the inspiration you’ve offered through the years. I’ll miss our roundtables and the key santas. Better of luck to all of you in content material alley.

To the readers,
It has been a blessing entertaining you guys and I’m sorry to see this avenue closing. Be happy to share with me you worst weekend tales as a result of I’ll genuinely miss listening to concerning the shit present of a life a few of you all lead.

Be happy to comply with me on all types of social media and communicate!

Twitter: @207Cush
Insta: travis.buck.cushman
snapchat: tbcush

Whenever you run out of content material and need to do precise work. #PGP


There’s a reasonably well-known Dr. Seuss quote, “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” And whereas I usually love Dr. Seuss, I actually fucking hate that quote. I hate change, however that’s all that life appears to do: persistently change. And right here we’re, with a reasonably heavy change for a lot of lives; however, I’m going to decide on to look again at my time with PGP and smile. I’m taking nothing however fond and completely happy reminiscences, people.

Earlier than signing off, I want to categorical my gratitude to some individuals: In the beginning, to the Touching Base crew, Dave, Will, and Dillon. I stumbled upon the pod one summer time that I used to be working a journey camp and wanted one thing to fill my ears aside from youngsters’s voices. I used to be hooked from my first episode, and since shooters shoot, I wrote somewhat ditty, took an opportunity, and clicked ‘submit’. There was no turning again.

Thanks, Dave, for creating our PGP group. Your management and steerage and help by no means went unnoticed… particularly on Worldwide Ladies’s Day. I might additionally wish to thank Will, who introduced me into PGP and stored me writing with all the encouragement and recommendation. (I’d additionally like to precise my gratitude in the direction of Dillon’s Instagram account – see, ‘thirst trap’.) A big, big, dee-dee-mega-sized-thank-you to all of my fellow distant writers: Y’all the actual MVPs. Thanks a lot for inviting me into your group with open arms and fast Twitter follows. I’m so glad that once I inform people who “I heard it from my internet friend” I’m not truly insane, however talking my fact.

And final, thanks, pricey reader. Thanks for studying about what a bunch of young children say to me often and thanks for studying about canine and farts and my favourite TV exhibits. Typically you left an absurd half query/half remark within the remark part which I had already defined; typically you didn’t like what I wrote and tore me down; and typically, in some enjoyable and magical moments, you lifted me proper up. You made me really feel like I by no means left my elementary faculty college students. Thanks, thanks, thanks for every little thing.

So carry on keepin’ on, people. Hold your head excessive, be good to one another, use your manners, and all the time put the caps again in your Magic Markers as a result of they dry up simply and people shits are costly.


I’m speechless. I’ve been making an attempt to formulate some kind of an eloquent speech or column or one thing that would convey how a lot Post Grad Problems means to me. I keep in mind graduating from school and studying columns from Will and Duda and Madoff and numerous others, considering to myself how humorous these guys have been and the way a lot I associated to them. Then one night time I received too drunk off wine and wrote a column about how I used to be afraid to take a shit in my house as a result of I had a feminine roommate and wasn’t positive how she would react. A few columns later and I woke as much as an e-mail from Will himself, asking if I might be occupied with being a distant author for the location.

From the top of 2016 via mid 2018, I felt as if I had lastly discovered a group who I could possibly be myself and categorical myself to. There have been hits, there have been misses, and every part inbetween. I met some unimaginable individuals alongside the best way–considered one of whom is my girlfriend of simply shy of a yr and a half.

So I assume, greater than something, I simply need to say thanks. Thanks for displaying me that even in grownup life, you possibly can nonetheless be a part of one thing greater than your self that isn’t a cult. Thanks for encouraging me to assume outdoors the field and push myself additional in my writing. Thanks for the tales I hope my mother and father by no means learn. Thanks to everybody within the PGP household, the writers, the readers, the commenters, and everybody who I shared my debauchery with through the years.

Hold it actual, everybody.

Heavy Metallic Krist

I’ve written for a number of totally different web sites over the previous 5 years and my favourite a part of this little sojourn into web writing has been the individuals I’ve met alongside the best way. I do know that’s a corny cliche, however it’s completely true and the PGP group has been no exception to that. I’m extremely grateful to Dave and deFries for giving me the chance to be myself on such a terrific platform and share my voice with such a big viewers. It was an honor to share an area, work alongside, and make buddies with different immensely gifted and humorous writers who, like me, have simply been making an attempt to navigate the murky waters of postgrad life and used PGP as an outlet for our struggles and successes.

And most significantly, thanks to all of the readers and commenters for visiting this website and interesting with all of us on social media day in and day trip. You’re what make writing so worthwhile. We’re nothing with out our followers. It’s genuinely a flattering feeling understanding that I wrote articles that you simply guys might relate to, or discover humor in, or learn as a pick-me-up on a sluggish day within the workplace. Understanding that I might make a constructive influence like that on somebody’s life brings me extra satisfaction than placing collectively spreadsheets at my actual job ever might. I haven’t written right here in virtually a yr, however this expertise is one thing I’ll carry with me with an amazing supply of satisfaction. Hopefully we’ll see you guys quickly.

Respect & knuckles,

Heavy Metallic Krist


Hey fam! For full transparency I’m just a little champagne drunk proper now. I waited to submit this submit till the final minute potential (Sorry Kyle) as a result of I didn’t actually know what to say. I nonetheless don’t. Since I turned 21 and graduated school I’ve been on the lookout for solutions. I felt, typically occasions, like my life wasn’t going in response to plan. Like I didn’t fairly match the mould of what a Younger Skilled woman ought to seem like. Then I began writing for PGP and every little thing modified. I discovered a group of writers identical to me – confused and passionate and prepared to confess that life isn’t good, it doesn’t matter what stage you’re in. I discovered editors like Will and Dave prepared to entertain my most emotional of ideas, editors that advised me I used to be a author even once I didn’t consider it. Most significantly, nevertheless, I discovered a group of readers that gave me the braveness to be trustworthy about who I used to be. Readers that gave as a lot to me as I gave to them – via emails and DM’s and feedback that I learn and re-read after each submit. From my first article to my final – I used to be writing for you. So thanks for that. Thanks for the friendship, kindness, and real web love. It gained’t ever, ever be forgotten. See you all once more quickly! Love, CMV.

Kevin Caulfield

For those who’re asking your self, “who the fuck is this guy?” I get it. I used to be one of many laziest distant writers in PGP historical past, in order that’s comprehensible. However for the little quantity I did write for this website, it was a number of the most enjoyable I’ve had in my dice monkey existence. The individuals I’ve met and turn into buddies with by way of this little nook of the web have all been superior and I’m grateful to everybody who has loved the content material that myself and extra importantly all of the superb writers on this website have put out. Thanks for sticking with all of us till the top, you’re what stored this staff motivated and our entire crew of writers appreciates the shit out of you guys. Additionally, thanks to PGP for giving this fool a shot, I’ll all the time be thankful for that. You’ll be seeing extra from many people sooner or later and we’re all web nerds right here so you realize the place to seek out us on social media. If I occur to run into any of you on the road although, your first beer’s on me.

JR Hickey

When you’re holding this letter, you already know. PGP has been boarded up. The writers, the columns, every part.

Because of everybody who ever learn, commented, shared or engaged with my work or the location. Because of the readers of Issues I’ve Gotten Worse At, the listeners of Don’t Take It From Us and everyone on Twitter and in one that has ever come out to a present. Some huge issues coming your method on my finish – I’m wanting ahead to persevering with to create content material so that you can take pleasure in

To readers and author alike – should you’re ever within the Bay Space and need to seize a drink let me know.

I really like you,


Kyle Bandujo

I’ve spent all day studying the opposite writers’ farewells whereas I take into consideration easy methods to craft my very own. Every had me extra touched than the final. This web site and this group was particular to me from the second Dave Ruff agreed to offer me a shot as a distant author. Each single factor I’ve gotten the prospect to write down on this website has meant the world to me. Writing for PGP introduced me out of a reasonably darkish place in my life, as foolish as which will sound.

4 years writing for PGP introduced me a lot, and I’ll all the time be grateful. I’ve been lucky to type friendships with so many unimaginable individuals by means of writing, and even managed to satisfy my girlfriend from it. To each different author on this website I’ve gotten the prospect to work together with, which is just too many gifted individuals to call, I’m honored to have labored with you.

Principally, I needed to get this roundtable collectively to thank the those that have made this 4 years for me so particular, and that’s anybody who’s logged onto this website and skim our work. Y’all have been there for all the things I’ve put out, whether or not it’s a gem or a clunker. You hung with me for the misadventures of Post Grad Single Dad & Grant, my incessant Twins fandom, and each article I posted that needed to do with feces or farting (it was multiple, I’m trash). You guys have additionally gotten behind The DadGum Podcast, which I do know I converse for Pete as properly once I categorical how unimaginable that’s been.

This website wouldn’t have been what it was with out y’all studying it, and chiming in day by day. You gave me confidence and achievement that basically picked me up in methods you possibly can’t think about. Writing has been a fucking blast, guys. Like others have touched on, I’m not executed with the content material recreation, not simply but. Pete and I are going to maintain going with DadGum so long as we will. I’m hoping to take my skills on the keyboard someplace sooner or later as properly, and you may all the time discover me on Twitter.

For now, there’s not a lot to say besides farewell PGP. You have been too fucking good to me, and I’ll miss you. Twins in 2019, you heard it right here first. .

I couldn’t determine on the right clip to finish our PGP journey with, so that you get to select your choice. PGP, a website of the individuals till the very finish.


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